Utilities...Like Waterworks, or RailRoads...

Lame Monopoly joke. Want to play boardgames, but it is 10:52 at night, so I'll settle for telling about my day.Went shopping w/ mother, who thinks it is a necessary cultural experience to drag young, unsuspecting women (namely, their daughters) into Victoria's Secret. This little adventure produced the following conversation between myself and a saleslady as I attempted, futilely, to do a simple thing, like buy panties:Zoo vs. SalesLadySalesLady: I'm sorry, we don't have the matching colors for those (indicates bras being held by a very uncomfortable Zoo)Zoo: Uh, that's alright.SL: (clearly appalled) But...don't you want ones that match?Z: (patiently) It doesn't matter. It's not like anyone's going to see them.SL: You're going to see them.Z: (sweetly) Yes, but I don't care.Impossible, really. Crazy women of the world are prepared to apprehend me at every turn. Lordie.On the plus side, I managed to snag the coolest things, because Swedish department stores rock like that. *sigh* I am such the Europhile. And it would be kinda sad, if I didn't manage to make it cool ;)Speaking of general coolness, ladies and gents, I have de-lemonized my lime of an iMac. That's right, I upgraded every single fucking utility on the damn computer. And I put in Photoshop 7. Feel my l337 g33k wr47l-l.To everyone coming to Phoenix tomorrow; please bring pizza money. Thank you.**Please, please comment. I have the sneaking suspicion that no one reads this, and comments make me obscenely happy.**